In San Fransisco if you are classified as “ugly” you may not walk down any street.
Also...elephants...yes, elephants are NOT permitted to walk down Market Street unless they are on a leash!
Oh and just in case you forgot a hand towel, it's illegal to wipe one's car with dirty underwear!
In San Diego, it's illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
And, don't get caught with your lunch in your hands between the hours of 11 and 1 in Riverside! It's against the law!
Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! There's no chance of your hubby sleeping with the secretary in Pasadena ladies!! It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss!
And for all you camel owners out there, it is illegal for you to walk your camel down Palm Canyon Drive in Palm Springs between the hours of 4 and 6pm! Got that??
Oh-ho-ho...and for those nasty butterfly molesters in Pacific Grove...you will receive a fine of $500 if caught!
You better zip that potty mouth of yours in Long Beach! It's illegal to curse on a mini-golf course!
The list goes on and on...maybe I'll enlighten us with more another day...but for now, I leave you with one of my favorites:
In LA...It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent!
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